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+# Jacobs Bot
+
+This is a funny little Discord bot I wrote to represent a hyperbolized version of my Computer Networking & Cybersecurity class's instructor, since he was...a character.
+
+Don't judge my spelling errors that I'm sure are littered all over the source code, and note that I *did* redact `students.py`, which contained information that did map personal identities to Discord users,
+
+I might re-write this bot as some kind of framework, so that I could easily make a Discord bot with similar.
+But I probably won't.
+Since the OpenAI Assistants API is being sunset, I might update this.
+But, if I did that I'd be rewriting it in Rust, because obviously
+
+
+## Key Features
+The bot is not exclusively AI: It has some features that are simply based on hardcoded values and rng, but messaging him *does* utilize AI. 
+
+1. Periodically sends messages
+2. Able to assign essays to server members
+3. Can play rock paper scissors ESSAY!!! (suggested by the man, the myth, the legend, Mr. Jacobs himself!)
+4. Able to get a lot of context:
+    - Adds the content of reply chains (up to 10 messages)
+    - Looks at the current channel for:
+        - Channel name
+        - Channel description
+        - Category
+    - Attached information based on users mentioned
+    - If the student has an essay (to yell at them to do it)
+5. Responds to messages that:
+    - Are replies to messages the bot sent
+    - Mention the bot
+
+uhh yeah I think those are the key points.
+I'm sure it does other things but that's all I remember working on